Entailing: Ya, Bro!

There are three kinds of people:
- People who hate bros
- People who love bros
- Bros

How do you know which group you fall into? Well that's simple, follow this tutorial. Once you figure out your standing you'll be brolieved and won't have to stress anymore.

How to recognize a bro by sight:
1. You may notice that athletes wear jersey's during games, but if you're trying to spot a bro just look for the a guy wearing a jersey as casual wear.
2. If he's not in his jersey, he'll probably be in a semi-tight t-shirt. Don't make the mistake in thinking he bought it a size too small, his muscles probably just grew overnight and he didn't have time to buy a new one.
3. Can only see their feet? thats ok, they're probably wearing nike sport socks that go approximately mid shin. But dont worry, they'll match their high top nikes too, oh and his nike athletic shorts.
4. How to recognize him if he's not in his sporty nike shorts? Just look for his designer jeans, mommy probably picked them out and paid for them too.
5. If you're in gym, the bro is probably the one in a cut of t-shirt that's cut down to his hips on the sides. It's for ventilation?
6. A bro is never dirty (except at the gym) so look out for his clean cut hair, if its a bit longer, it's styled - even if it's "messy" - it's styled.

How to recognize a bro by what he says:
1. Bros usually speak to one person with intentions for everyone else to hear, so if you hear a guy talk about how wasted they were last weekend and he hooked up with three girls, it's probably a bro.
2. A bro's parents rarely know his behavior outside of the home, so if you hear a guy say, "Dude. I went home so high the other night and had to talk to my parents, but it was chill" - it's more than likely a bro.
3. Speaking of "dude" and "chill".. those are two primary words in a bro's vocabulary - and of course, "bro"
4. Bros usually like to make up their own words for things though, like changing "hooking up" to something like.. "shagged" and other (probably offensive) names for girls that are either ugly, hot, or their favorite - slutty.
5. If you ever hear the words "Gold's Gym" come out of a guy's mouth, he's a bro. Not every guy at Gold's is a bro, but every bro goes to Gold's - and they go together and cheer each other on while lifting weights.
6. If a bro isn't talking about partying, weed, or working out, he's probably talking about "chicks", that girl with the nice ass, or that slut he got with the other night - but can't remember her name.
7. Bro's usually hug a girl and when she walks away he tells his fellow bros about how annoying she is and she's "basically stalking" him

How to spot a bro by what he's doing
1. Bros attend every dance party (usually in jerseys)
2. Bros grind and thrust
3. Bros jerk, even when they're not at dance parties
4. He's probably friends with every girl at school, so if you see them same guy hugging a different girl everyday, he's probably a bro
5. A bro is never committed, he attracts "Bro Hoes" - groupie girls for the bro population
6. He's the one that walks up to you at a party, puts his arm around you and says, "Dude, i'm so f*cked up, are you f*cked up?"

Bro's have tendencies to either stand out, or - their defense mechanism, blend it with the modern day population of average people.

Bro-watching has become a favorable activity now-a-days, can you spot them?