The hardest things:
- School
- Studying for a test that you sincerely don't understand a word of
- Getting along with a teacher you hate
- Getting through Mondays, and all the other days
- Being on time- it really is kind of hard.
- Paying attention for the entire class period
- Bringing text books- we either lose them, or forget we even have one.
- The last month of school- impossible
- Getting through school without your stomach growling
- Food
- Roasting the perfect marshmallow
- Making toast without burning it
- No over cooking something in the microwave
- Ever tried cooking more than one thing on the stove? Chaos!
- Getting the last drop of soda in a can or water in a bottle
- Not eating when you're bored
- Eating a giant sandwich without it falling apart
- Melting ALL the cheese on nachos, without burning some of it.
- Sleeping
- I applaud anyone who doesn't snooze their alarm
- Getting enough sleep to where you actually feel rested
- Remembering your dreams
- Getting out of bed when it's cold
- Getting comfortable when it's hot
- Going to sleep earlier than midnight
- Waking up in the middle of the night, and not being able to fall back asleep
- Trying to fall asleep when you've got a million things on your mind.
- Relationships
- Loving someone who doesn't love you back
- Trying not to be jealous
- When you're not ok, and they're perfectly fine
- Saying something you immediately regret
- Looking back, and wishing you would have done things different
- Healing a broken heart
- Maintaining your own lives in addition to being a part of each others
- When you can't say how you really feel because it will start a fight
- Driving
- Driving the speed limit when you're late
- Letting the car that cut you off into your lane
- Not flipping that person off
- Getting the perfect distance away from the curb
- Not screaming when that jerk just snaked your parking spot
- Using your blinkers when you're tired- it seems so much harder that way.
- Keeping your car clean for more than a day
- Driving perfectly when a cop is driving behind you
- Cleaning
- Folding clean clothes and putting them away right away
- Keeping your room perfectly clean for 24 hours- I dare you.
- Trying to get out of chores
- Not shoving everything under your bed
- Vacuuming- it happens once in a blue moon.
- A place for everything? Ya right.
- Trying to understand why your mom wants everything cleaned when it's not dirty?
- Cleaning something you didn't make a mess of with a good attitude
- Fashion
- Having a wardrobe full of clothes, and still feeling like you have nothing to wear
- Getting ready when you're sick, tired, or sad
- Getting ready, and not seeing the person you want to see you
- Not getting ready, and seeing that same person.
- Ironing- I swear I just iron in more wrinkles..
- Feeling like you look good when you feel like a fat ass
- Trying to fit into a pair of jeans that's too small
- Wearing something again once you know someone else has it
- Sticky Hands
- Painting your nails without getting nail polish on your fingers
- Gluing something without getting it all over your hands
- Try to spray paint without getting it on your hands- really
- Peeling an orange without getting sh*t all over your fingers
- Eating fruit without getting sticky fingers
- Not getting that gross muggy feeling on your hands from lotion
- Keeping your hands clean while carving a pumpkin
- Cheeto fingers and ice cream sandwich fingers- enough said
- Pets
- Not getting hair- everywhere
- Picking up the gnarliest smelling poops
- Remembering to feed them when your mom asked you to- 7 hours ago
- Breathing when they fart
- Staying mad at them when they look at you with "those eyes"
- Not laughing when your dog humps your friends
- Trying not to find humor in blowing in their faces, stretching their eyes into Asian eyes, and dressing them up
- Forgetting them once they pass away
But that's life.
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