Ever catch yourself in a moment where you literally feel like you might explode??
Kind of like an, "OHHHHH MY GOD" moment?
Or simply just beyond annoyed?
There are cases when it takes just about everything inside of us not to freak out and do exactly what we want to do..
Scenario: Whenever there is a baby crying and screamning in the grocery store
What I want to do: Walk up to the mom that isn't paying attention.. pick up her baby, put it in her hands, nod and walk away.
Scenario: About 7 people bump into me one after another
What I want to do: Go behind the last person who ran into me and give them a nice shove in the back.
Scenario: Someone chomping on their food like it was rocks
What I want to do: Smile at them, then take the rest of their food and throw it on the ground and stomp on it.
Scenario: A guy waddling down the street with his pants down to his knees
What I want to do: Pull them up reeeeeeeal high and tie them up.
Scenario: When someone says "Oh I heard something about you the other day, but I can't tell you"
What I want to do: Choke them.
Scenario: Teacher/Professor gives homework over the weekend/break
What I want to do: paper cut them with the work sheet and hit them in the head with the text book.
Scenario: When someone pulls out in front of me on the road and drives ungodly slow
What I want to do: Bumper cars anyone?
Scenario: When someone whispers "Shhhhhh!!" at me in class
What I want to do: Tell them to shut the #(*@ up because I'm almost positive they don't really care about the class.
Scenario: When you order something without tomatoes, or onions, or something like that.. and they are on your food
What I want to do: Nicely give them back.
Scenario: When a girl is wearing too much make up
What I want to do: Let her know it's not halloween and to save her mask for October
Scenario: When a waiter or waitress is rude to you for no reason
What I want to do: Remind them I'm the one tipping
Scenario: When someone is snoring and you can't fall asleep
What I want to do: Hit them as hard as I possibly can with a pillow and then pretend I'm still fast asleep when they wake up
Scenario: When someone you know keeps bragging about stupid things
What I want to do: Tell them no one cares.. at all.
Scenario: When someone says "like" or "um" every other word
What I want to do: Triple dog dare them not to say it anymore
Scenario: When someone is smoking a cigarette and blows smoke right in my walking path
What I want to do: Either take it out of their hands, take a wiff, and blow it back in their face OR overexaggeratingly cough in front of them for 3 minutes.
Scenario: When a coach tells you to run harder
What I want to do: Tell them to get their fat ass our there and do it
Scenario: When a couple is all over each other in public
What I want to do: Say, "Pardon me" and walk inbetween them.
There are just so many things that annoy us
- when the clothes we want to wear end up being in the washing machine
- when we get half way to where we need to be and realize we forgot something
- get into bed and then have to get up for something, and then it happens again
- having something to say, then forgetting, but then you remember... and forget again.
- grabbing the desk to scoot in your chair and you make contact with a nice piece of gum
- when birds poop on you're freshly washed car, or it rains
- plugging in your phone/ipod/laptop but then realize 30 minutes later it wasn't actually plugged into the wall so it didn't charge at all
- spending a lot of time on an assignment but then you're teacher doesn't make you turn it in
- staying up all night to work on a project you think is due the next day but it doesn't even end up being due
- doing the wrong assignment in your math book
- someone is taking their sweet time in the bathroom when you really have to go
- get in the shower and there is no hot water left
- you wake up three minutes before you alarm goes off
- see something in your kitchen, you get really excited to eat it, and the box ends up being empty
The list goes on and on and on.
We often say, "It's just one of those days" where it seems like just about any little thing could go wrong, has.
Not much can be said or done about, we just have to accept that these kind of days happen, and they suck. But no matter what, they pass.
Try to laugh them off, because when you hear about these sort of things happening to other people, lets be honest - we laugh.
