Entailing: 10 Reasons Women Aren't Complicated At All

Men complain daily how it's virutally impossible to understand women.

In all honesty, we're not difficult to understand at all.

Lets start with the first topic: "The Douche vs. The Nice Guy"

Guys assume that girls always go for the "douche bag" and not the "nice guy".

Boys, don't be hypocritical, like you're not attracted to the sluts?

Listen, a lot of guys are sweet and treat us well at the beginning.. Then, after time goes by, the guy turns into a douche bag.

Falling out of love is hard, even when you're not being treated right. We stick around and put up with the "douche bag" because we know deep down, the "nice guy" still exists.

At the end of the day, we want a nice guy, we're just willing to give the douche bags the benefit of the doubt.

Topic number two, "Playing Hard to Get"

Every girl is terrified of getting her heart broken, plain and simple. It's better not to rush.

Playing hard to get might not work with every guy, but it's a great way to filter out the ones who think we're worth their time, and the ones that don't.

Topic number three, "Mind over matter"

Yes, we more than likely will believe almost everything you tell us.

If you tell us you love us, we'll actually believe what you're saying. Funny huh?

If you tell us we mean the world to us, you've got us fooled.

Warning: We remember way more than you do. So when it all comes down to it and our hearts are broken, it does feel like everything you said was a lie, because you probably didn't realize we paid such close attention to what you said.

Mean what you say, ok? If you don't mean it, keep your mouth shut. It's that simple.

Topic three, "How We Treat You"

It freaks a guy out when a girl starts to care too much. Don't be worried that we care too much, worry when we start to not care at all.

It's ok, we really don't care if we text all day or care to know everything you're doing. We just want to make sure you're thinking about us, because we always do about you.

If you want to hang out with your friends, just tell us. Don't wait til' the break up and pull the "I never got to hang out with my friends" card. We have friends too, we're just more willing to sacrifice those nights.

We trust you, until you give us a reason not to. You bring that wrath upon yourself.

We're not mad at you that another girl is flirting with/creeping on you, we like that you have other friends that are girls, we just know how girls are.. go getters. If we ask you about it, we're probably just curious, not mad. So chill out!

We will do virtually anything for you, don't take advantage of it. We'll continue to do things even if we feel underappreciated.. but the frustration builds up, be careful.

Topic four "How We Want You to Treat Us"

Say thank you, say please. It means more than you think.

You can't treat us the same way you treat your friends. We're not a dude, we don't like being hassled the way you hassle your boys.

Yes, we love it when you tell us we look pretty.

You think we're mad when we're not talking, it's probably because you aren't always listening when we talk, so we figure, "Why bother?"

DO NOT LIE. We'll probably never trust you again.

Say what you mean, mean what you say.

Sacrifice you're manhood and hold our hand in public; kiss us in front of your friends; give us a hug out of no where, etc.

Your friends might give you crap for 10 minutes, if at all, but it gets you more than 10 minutes of our love.

We HATE doing all the work and making all the decisions. Most the time it's ok, but come on, do it every once in a while!

Topic five, "Fights"

We don't like fighting either, but we can't stand bottling up our emotions as long as you can.

The little things we fight about are actually probably about a bigger issue, take 3 minutes to think about what it might be: It's not that you didn't call, its that you said you would; we just want you to do what you say you're going to.. Get it?

Don't just sit there and say ok, we're sincerely trying to figure out an issue and make things better. Be a part of the conversation.

Just because a couple fights doesn't mean they're not happy, and just because a couple doesn't fight, doesn't mean they're happy. Ever thought of that?

Topic number six, "When We've Had Enough"

When we say we're walking away, we want you to give us a reason to stay; not a reason to look back and reconsider for half a second. Because once you're back to the same old ways, we're up and at it leaving again.

Like I said, we believe things, so when you put on you're tough guy facade, we really think you could care less.

Fight for us, because we'd fight for you.

We generally give you more chances than you deserve because we know you're a good guy, we want to see him again..

But - unfortunately, if we don't see him soon enough, that's the end; it's all about consistancy.

Topic number 7 "Bitches"

Just because we stand up for ourselves, our friends, and our morals, doesn't make us a bitch.

Just because we call you out when you're being disrespectful or rude, doesn't make us a bitch.

If we're hanging out and you ask nicely, we'll probably make you a sandwhich - tell us to "get in the kitchen woman" and we'll probably slap you.

Don't call us bitches for refusing to let you walk all over us. Or you'll have no luck getting any girl, and we'll make sure of that.

Yup, still goin - Topic number eight, "Turn off's"

We all make fun of people, but the second you start to make fun of someone for a reason they cannot control, e.g. handicapped people, gay people, etc. - turn off.

If you're rude to your mom. If you can't treat the woman who gave birth to you right, what makes us think you can treat us right? - turn off.

If you've ever cheated on a girl - turn off.

The second you put smoking, drinking, or any kind of drug before us - turn off.

If you can't have a good time sober - turn off.

Topic number nine, "Hooking Up"

If we hook up, why are you the pimp and we're the slut?

If you're randomly hooking up with a girl, don't try to have sex with her. Believe it or not, most of us want to love the guy we do that with.

If it's after midnight and you ask us to hang out - you might as well say, want to hook up? We're not stupid.

Sometimes we actually like to watch the movie playing.....

Honestly, don't ask a girl to go down on you. It's gross and if we wanted to, we'll do it on our own. Thanks.

Topic number ten, "Get it now?"

Girls are really not that hard to understand.

Treat us right.

Be respectful and respectable.

Be considerate, don't be creepy.

Tell the truth, not lies.

Love us and listen to us.

Be the nice guy who loves us & we love him.

Not the douche who breaks our hearts, or the one we leave.